yeah i havent updated in forever but i thought i needed to for today. today i got the first detention of my saint johns career. yeah, thats right. ive gone over 3 years without a detention. well, heres the story.

i was sitting in resource, minding my own buisness as usual, and all of the sudden i got really hungry. i noticed i had some reeses peices in my backpack, so i take them out and start eating them. right as i do this, none other than raul laborde walks into the resource room. he comes over to me and says, "tell me you're not eating". i respond, thinking he was joking, "im not eating". well apparently he wasnt joking because next he said "so now you're lying to me??? ok come with me". yeah. then he brought me to the dean of students office to see pat white and get a d-hall slip. mr white wasnt there (i wish he was b/c he would have thought it was ridiculous) so he just wrote me a detention. as he wrote it out, he said Mr. Mangan... i am not happy.

now this part, you're gonne think i am making this up, but i am seriously not.

on my detention slip it said this.. no lie...

Reason: eating (smelly peanut butter?) in 111 resource room.... and then almost lying about it.

yeah... thats a direct quote... letter for letter off my detention slip.

ok first of all how the hell can you ALMOST lie about somthing. you either tell the truth, or you dont. theres no grey area in between.... but apparently there is. second of all, it was in resouce. its not like i was disrespecting his class or anything.,.. any other teacher in the school would have just told me to put it away.. but no.. i get this jackass who has been on my case ever since i threw a 3x5 index card into the trash instead of the recycling bin (how much of a tree hugger can you possibly be). and third of all... smelly is not even a good adjective to describe peanut butter... not to mention the friggin product was reeses peices... get it right bitch.

thats not even the end of it. after he handed me the slip he said i looked visibly upset. i said it was my first one.. i said "dont you want me to be upset?? would you rather me not care about getting in trouble like 75% of the idiots in this school? after all detentions wouldnt be a very effective method of punishment if they didnt upset people..." well... apparently he didnt like that comment b/c he threatened me with demerits for talking back, so i left.

i find out next period that he gave pete edwards a d-hall for drinking a sip of his gatorade while walking in between buildings in between classes today... im kinda pumped to get a bullshit detention section going in tomorrow's d-hall

does mr. laborde get paid for being a dean of students? didnt think so. so stop trying to be one you friggin wannabe.

~Mang

I think Dr. Dhanda (AKA Michelle Morgan) is mad sexxxy.

OBVIOUSLY April Fools.

Mang

So much on my mind right now... perfect time to take a break from the world and update.

1. Theres so much wrong with public restrooms nowadays. Every time im taking a much needed piss a urinal.. i always get moderately scared. why you ask? because the stalls are RIGHT behind you. why do they make the bathrooms so the stalls are right behind you?!? im taking a piss and i get all paranoid thinking somebody might be hiding in wait in the stalls to come out and stab me in the back or rape me or somthing. i think its just stupid personally. it cant be that hard to have all the stalls on one side, and all the urinals on the other to eliminate all possible threats of bathroom assaults.

2. Ok i have SAT's saturday. i HATE standardized tests. i hate standardized tests b/c i cant concentrate at all. half way through the test i just think to myself "screw this. fuck this game!" oh and then theres the whole girl thing. alot of the time in standardized tests there are girls in the classroom... im not really used to that, so during the test i start checking everyone out and im like "hey its kinda cool having girls in the classroom... oh shit... am i supposed to be doing somthing right now? TEST OH SHIT TEST!!" and then i have to hurry through the rest of the test so i dont run out of time.

Back to SAT Prep...
Mahalo
~Mang

wow its been forever once again... ive been busy and im in a good mood the last couple of days so i decided to update.

1. you know what is so akward it is absolutly out of control? when you're at a store... lets use the supermarket for example.. because it always happens there.. anyways you're at the supermarket, and you see a friend, or a friend of your parents or somthing. you say hi, make a little conversation, and continue looking for the pork tenderloin you have been craving for for days. so you cant find it so you keep looking.. a few aisles down you run into that person again... ok this is the moment of choice. what do you do? do you say hi again? give them a little wave and move on? do you even aknowledge them? or do you just avoid them?... im telling you this is the most akward thing.. especially when you run into them 3 or 4 times and you have a pork tenderloin under your arm... soo akward

2. you know what pisses me off? when people clap at movies. honestly we're not at a friggin sporting event, this is a theater. you're not going to pay homage to the characters that arent present at the movie... theyre not gonna put on a little encore for you if you clap enough.. so whats the point. honeslty all you people do is give me a headache. and the other kind of movie-veiwer i hate is the person with the obnoxious laugh that laughs at everything.. even if it isnt funny... seriously these people should be hunted down and wear a scarlet letter on their chest... except this time the 'a' stands for ASSHOLE.  those people should NOT be allowed into the movies.. or atleast be segregated into their own theaters those bastards

3. we have a "scale" from one to ten for rating girls... 10 being drop dead gorgeous, 1 being a hideously malformed early childbirth... well we should have a 1-10 rating system for shitty feelings. not pain.. pain already has a rating scale.. im talking about those feelings that suck so much they hurt.. those nautious feelings that keep you up at night... here we go..  1 being the most mild feeling of discomfort, and 10 being tortured...

1. being in a room for an extended period of time that is not between 60 and 75 degrees
2. that feeling you get when you wake up and you have no clue where you are
3. knowing that you have to go to school for X many more years of your life
4.waking up in the morning
5. getting out of the shower
6. having your mouth help open for hours upon hours at the dentist
7. waking up hungover
8. getting walked in on by your ex/best friend's girl and then you're aunt/godmother in a period of 4 days
9. having to piss for 11.5 hours of your 12 hour road trip
10. that feeling you get after you get kicked in the balls.. you guys know.. you just wanna die.

well thats all for now folks.
mahalo
~Mang

ok, ok. i know im breaking the rules here, but i need to make an acception. after much coercion i am going to write one.. yes 1, entry about my life. i know i know. you dont have to read it and be bored if you dont want to. im sorry, the next one will be a normal entry.

Welllll i had the greatest 2 weeks of my lifffe. hahah what started out as the shattiest vacation and christmas ever, turned out pretty good. well im not gonna beat around the bush here. whitney came up from new jersey, and me and levins chilled with whitney and brigitte the whole vacation. thanks brig for putting up with me and your cousin (not like i do it daily or anything lol) but thanks. i had a wonderful new years. i really really like and miss whitney and i hope i see her again soon. thanks again brig and if you guys actually read this i cant beleive you. hahah this is the boring crap that 99% of xanga users shovel onto this site every day. Lord have mrecy on my soul. wow lets all hope and pray that i never write an entry like this again.

~Mang

p.s. - the blankey is such a woman. i mean seriously.. they didnt even have the decency to name the God damned character "blanKET"... instead, they use his name to characterize how much of a damn pune this guy is... "blanKEY" wow. you guys are pathetic.

p.p.s. - wow i still cant beleive i made you guys read this shit. comment me and yell at me so i never do this again PLEASE.